Draft your squad.
Win the duels.
Survive the chaos.
This is football drama you can inflict on your friends
Draft your Squad
Build your dream team with stars like Cruz Barré, Lars Mann and Smät Séve.
Win your Duels
Dribble past defenders, battle in midfield, and create match-winning chances.
Survive the Chaos
Chaos cards can destroy your gameplan or rescue your season in an instant.
What is Totally Football Game?
Totally Football is a fast-paced football board game built on drama, where your tactics, players, and random events collide in matches where the momentum swings and football chaos ensues.
Designed for football fans, tabletop gamers and competitive friends, the game blends accessible mechanics with meaningful tactical decisions that reward clever play and smart timing.
Unpredictable Drama
However good your strategy, football happens.
VAR rules out your 90th minute winner.
Your star player wants out.
A dubious penalty changes everything.
Fast matches. Instant rivalries
Totally Football is easy to learn, impossible to predict, and no two matches play out the same way.
You'll be up and playing in minutes — and regretting a chaos card decision almost immediately.
Absolutely no board game experience needed.
How it works
Deploy your players across three zones in the pitch to take on your opponent in a stat battle.
Dribble and pass your way up the pitch into a good shooting position.
Use action cards to swing key duels in your favour.
Continue moving up the pitch or take a shot at goal?
Watch-out for chaos cards that can change everything.
The pressure is on. Win the decisive duel in front of goal and put the ball in the net to take the bragging rights.
Chaos cards change everything.
Deploy special cards at any moment to swing a duel, disrupt your opponent's rhythm, or protect your lead. Just like the real thing — chaos is always one move away.
Why you'll love it
Built for Football Fans
1v1 Duels
Top-trumps style stat battles mean every card play is a tactical decision. Know your squad and you'll know when to strike.
Strategic
Squad selection, phase management, chaos card timing — there's always a smarter move if you can find it.
Fast to Play
Simple enough to pick up in minutes, deep enough to keep you coming back every match night.
2-4 Players
Perfect for head-to-head rivalries or a full league night with friends. Scales brilliantly at any squad size.
FAQ
Frequently asked questions
What type of game is Totally Football?
Totally Football is a tactical football board game built around player duels, squad building and strategic card play. Every match combines fast-paced gameplay with meaningful decisions inspired by real football tactics.
How many players can play?
The game is designed for 2–4 players, making it perfect for head-to-head rivalries, casual game nights and competitive sessions with friends.
Is Totally Football easy to learn?
Yes. The core mechanics are quick to pick up, even for players who are new to tabletop games. At the same time, strategic squad building, duel selection and wildcard timing create plenty of depth for competitive players.
How long does a match take?
Most matches are designed to be fast-paced and replayable, making the game ideal for short competitive sessions or longer football game nights with friends.
Do I need to be a hardcore football fan to enjoy it?
Not at all. Football fans will appreciate the tactical inspiration and player matchups, but the gameplay is designed to be accessible and enjoyable even for more casual players.
When does the Kickstarter launch?
We're preparing for launch later in 2026. Join the mailing list to get early access updates, launch announcements and exclusive Kickstarter rewards.
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